Small Things You Just Don't Understand

Because you will never be worthy of the title professional ass-wiper for someone like this guy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...sh-marine-afghanistan-las-vegas_n_880609.html

Brady Williams
Country girl shake it for me

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Ah, the elusive redneck wiggle. Indeed a very rare breed.

dude or dudette? afro-norwegian or just really tan/another type of minority? butter crisis in norway? and is he/she serious? its probably more fun being in the dark about all this information than knowing what in the hell this is all about.

The Tapout shirts

where did all these fratty propper gent companies come from the past couple of years.

My guess is the basements of high school kids after their school internet didn't block TFM

Knew an afro-redneck when I was in high school. His "poppa" raised black "arngus" cows, he wore regularly fitting carhartt, and he always made fun of "rap sparkling wiggles" noting it was ironic that they wore their pants so low they could't walk much less run when indeed they were exactly the ones who would find themselves running from the police after mugging a sweet old lady at the mall (he didn't necessarily use those words). Really, not a bad guy.

Blue namers(?) always trying to fight each-other; simultaneously sucking rd and g8 wang for bids.

Go drink bleach and swallow knives faggot. Swig, that one post was sooo funny, I'd like it 10X if I could

90% of the time I pass someone on the interstate they give me a look like they're hiding a dead body in their trunk.

not sure if this has been said, but the epidemic of girls saying "bahaha" instead of "hahaha"

well, it is 2012 now.

How did he convince granny to do this?

http://mommyish.com/stuff/woman-steals-ex-boyfriends-sperm-has-twins-sues-for-child-support-836/

bitches be crazy

I'm new to prescription eyewear. I'm about to buy a pair of glasses and I have no clue where to start.

Your optometrists office would be a good start... the mens sections would probably be a good area too unless lady wear is your thing...

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