Small Things You Just Don't Understand

I mean, 7 months is crazy, but something like 1 in a thousand girls get their period while they are preggers, so a few months is understandable.

Thanks Dr. Phil, does that explain this craving for cupcakes?

Are you a woman?

Haha just reflecting on your yahoo answers level of knowledge about periods

Fuck LSU. Just got Beeded, and Clinarded... Fuck your shit.

How the athletes at the ESPYs tied their ties. I know their dads weren't there to teach them.

oh hello attractive lady
says here your in a relationship.
WHAT IS THAT

Went out last night and literally had two drinks. My head feels like someone is beating it with a sledgehammer.

One of many signs you're getting old. That or it's a nose candy hangover.

not possible, after nose candy you are drinking about 2 beers every 5 minutes

I have food poisoning so bad right now that I drank a cold glass of ice water and shit it out so quickly that the liquishit was still cold. The sensation could go into small things that please me.

All the ESPN college football "analysts" picking Florida State to win the national championship. Especially the ones that have an AP vote and didn't give FSU a #1 vote.

Between this shit and the half-hour they spent breaking down Penn State's schedule game-by-game, I was fairly upset. I mean, there wasn't one SEC team even in the title-game. Will any reputable source even acknowledge a national title if the conference that has won 6-straight isn't in the game? Nice job ESPN.

I knew that College Gameday was going to be retarded this morning when Lee Corso picked Georgia to win the SEC.

I couldn't believe they let him come back after last season, even though him saying 'fuck it' on air was a small thing that pleased me. Guy has lost his mind, he has to have Alzheimer's.

Corso has too much cred to just cut him. He's like corndog Vitale. Dickie is the most annoying motherfucking announcer ever, but he has coined phrases and shit, and he must be present at UNC/Duke basketball. When Corso left/got axed from NCAA football, I stopped buying it. And seriously, the fuck-it comment was egregious, but unless you knew what he was saying, it wan't that bad. You can hear bull-shit chants and "fucks" from drunken observers at any SEC game that's televised. They let Holtz speak. That being said, Fowler eating the desk still bring the lulz.

Because Athens, Ga is the cesspool of the South

Corso provides gold. Why would you want this off the air?

While we're on the subject of inappropriate commentators... Barkley is in a class of his own, but this is one of my favorite's of all time. Say what you want about basketball or the NBA, but Charles is just pure entertainment: